2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Israel-Palestine peace deal | Another healthcare CEO assassinated | Fauci prosecuted by DOJ | No major changes to tariff schedule | Scaramucci returns to WH |
| DOJ sues member of Biden family | Photo ID mandatory to vote | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | Tulsi Gabbard fired in first year | Trump meets with Putin |
| DOJ sues member of Clinton family | DOJ sues MSM outlet | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Rohit Chopra fired | Social security privatized |
| RFK quits in first year | Anthony Fauci fired | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Trump plays tough guy with Putin | Presidential term limits extended |
| Jonathan Kanter fired | War with Iran | Third Trump term | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | No change in Israel support |
