2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Crypto crash | Presidential term limits extended | Massive tariff increases | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria |
| Trump/Diddy connection reported | Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | Aid to Ukraine increased | DOJ investigates Biden family | Diplomatic negotiations with China |
| Third Trump term | Scaramucci returns to WH | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | National ban on abortion | Rohit Chopra fired |
| Another healthcare CEO assassinated | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Obamacare gutted | Trump assassination attempt | Trump insults Zelensky |
| Inflation rises | Elon Musk quits in first year | No change in Israel support | No change to federal abortion rights | Photo ID mandatory to vote |
