2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| DOJ sues member of Biden family | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | Crypto surge | Trump assassination attempt | SpaceX awarded huge military contract |
| DOJ investigates Biden family | Trump insults Zelensky | Steve Bannon returns to WH | Diplomatic negotiations with Putin | Gas prices rise |
| DOJ sues member of Clinton family | No change in Israel support | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin |
| 2028 elections postponed | Israel-Palestine peace deal | Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | Photo ID mandatory to vote | War with Iran |
| National ban on abortion | Trump meets with Putin | Trump plays tough guy with Putin | Massive tariff increases | Fauci prosecuted by DOJ |
