2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Aid to Ukraine halted | Trump assassination attempt | Trump dies in office | No change in Israel support |
| Gender affirming care declared illegal | National ban on abortion | Obamacare gutted | Military parade | Interest rates fall to near zero |
| Jonathan Kanter fired | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Project 2025 forgotten | War with Iran |
| Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | DOJ sues MSM outlet | DOJ investigates Biden family | No major changes to tariff schedule |
| DOJ sues member of Clinton family | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un | No new military engagements | Anthony Fauci quits | Another healthcare CEO assassinated |
