2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Social security privatized | Social security declared bankrupt | DOJ investigates Biden family | National ban on abortion | RFK fired in first year |
| Interest rates fall to near zero | Military parade | Another healthcare CEO assassinated | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Presidential term limits extended |
| Massive tariff increases | Photo ID mandatory to vote | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Obamacare gutted | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin |
| Scaramucci returns to WH | Stephen Miller returns to WH | Project 2025 forgotten | Diplomatic negotiations with Iran | Trump meets with Putin |
| Inflation rises | 2028 elections postponed | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary | Crypto crash | Elon Musk quits in first year |
