2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | Aid to Ukraine increased | Interest rates fall to near zero | Another healthcare CEO assassinated | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un |
| Inflation rises | Crypto surge | Aid to Ukraine halted | Social security declared bankrupt | Trump meets with Putin |
| Trump plays tough guy with Putin | Social security privatized | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | No change to trans rights whatsoever | Stephen Miller returns to WH |
| DOJ sues member of Clinton family | Gender affirming care declared illegal | No change to federal abortion rights | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Presidential term limits extended |
| Diplomatic negotiations with Iran | DOJ investigates Biden family | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary | Trump/Diddy connection reported | Military parade |
