2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Trump/Diddy connection reported | Trump plays tough guy with Putin | RFK quits in first year | Military aid to Israel increased | Another healthcare CEO assassinated |
| Diplomatic negotiations with Putin | Interest rates rise | No change to federal abortion rights | Presidential term limits extended | DOJ sues member of Biden family |
| SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Photo ID mandatory to vote | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | No major changes to tariff schedule | Crypto surge |
| 2028 elections postponed | Project 2025 forgotten | Aid to Ukraine halted | Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | Social security declared bankrupt |
| Elon Musk quits in first year | Anthony Fauci fired | Third Trump term | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | Israel-Palestine peace deal |
