2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Project 2025 forgotten | Another healthcare CEO assassinated | 2028 elections postponed | Jonathan Kanter fired | Crypto crash |
| SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Gender affirming care declared illegal | Military aid to Israel increased | Trump insults Zelensky | Lina Khan fired |
| Elon Musk quits in first year | Gas prices rise | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Diplomatic negotiations with China | Social security declared bankrupt |
| Trump assassination attempt | Trump plays tough guy with Putin | Steve Bannon returns to WH | Stephen Miller returns to WH | Aid to Ukraine increased |
| No new military engagements | Trump dies in office | Obamacare gutted | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | DOJ sues member of Clinton family |
