2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| DOJ investigates Biden family | Social security privatized | Inflation falls to near zero | RFK fired in first year | Third Trump term |
| Social security declared bankrupt | Trump meets with Putin | Stephen Miller returns to WH | Project 2025 forgotten | Crypto surge |
| Fauci prosecuted by DOJ | Rohit Chopra fired | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | Gender affirming care declared illegal |
| Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un | Elon Musk fired in first year | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Trans athletes banned from all competition |
| Obamacare gutted | Anthony Fauci fired | 2028 elections postponed | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | DOJ sues member of Biden family |
