Liberals keep giving their kids Texas names. They're all called Austin, Tyler, Dallas. Even the girls are named Addison and Houston. I thought liberals hated Texas. Maybe since Joe Rogan and Elon Musk moved there, things will start to change. If only urban pro- fessionals would look right across the border, they'd see a boatload of great baby names: Matamoros, Matehuala, Saltillo, Torreon.I guess that might be considered cultural appropriation, but tbh (a) Texas is practically a different country already, and (b) Mexico and the U.S. are basically conjoined twins. So then what does that make Canada? Just soy?
Issue: 17-5 (orig. pub. date: )
