Yawny's Digest
"All I see turns to brown" - Robert Plant

Good News / Bad News

The best news I’ve seen in a while was a WSJ piece about the US population growth rate approaching zero. People might think you’re an edgy gun nut survivalist type when you say there should be fewer humans on earth, but whatever, I’m 100% serious, people need to GTFO.

I’m not yet at the point of advocating mass murder, unless you could develop a deadly virus that attaches itself to highly leveraged transactions. Oh wait, I forgot, they already did that, it’s called “too big to fail,” and the virus attaches itself to YOU, the taxpayer.

* THANKS OBAMA *

Issue: 14-2 (orig. pub. date: )