2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Diplomatic negotiations with Putin | Israel-Palestine peace deal | Social security declared bankrupt | Trans athletes banned from all competition |
| National ban on abortion | Trump insults Zelensky | No change to trans rights whatsoever | Anthony Fauci quits | Elon Musk quits in first year |
| No change in Israel support | Aid to Ukraine increased | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Interest rates rise | DOJ sues member of Clinton family |
| Photo ID mandatory to vote | Military parade | Diplomatic negotiations with Iran | Scaramucci returns to WH | RFK fired in first year |
| Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | No new military engagements | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | Military aid to Israel increased | No major changes to tariff schedule |
