2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| DOJ sues MSM outlet | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin | No change to trans rights whatsoever | Interest rates fall to near zero | Israel-Palestine peace deal |
| War with Iran | Project 2025 referenced frequently | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un | Trump assassination attempt | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' |
| Lina Khan fired | Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Aid to Ukraine halted | Crypto surge |
| Gas prices rise | New US military engagement | Photo ID mandatory to vote | Diplomatic negotiations with Iran | Presidential term limits extended |
| Scaramucci returns to WH | No change in Israel support | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary | National ban on abortion | Trump dies in office |
