2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Tulsi Gabbard fired in first year | Trump plays tough guy with Putin | RFK quits in first year | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un |
| Another healthcare CEO assassinated | No major changes to tariff schedule | Jonathan Kanter fired | Aid to Ukraine increased | Elon Musk fired in first year |
| 2028 elections postponed | Scaramucci returns to WH | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Gas prices rise | Gender affirming care declared illegal |
| Aid to Ukraine halted | Project 2025 referenced frequently | Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | Interest rates fall to near zero | Trump dies in office |
| No change to trans rights whatsoever | Anthony Fauci fired | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' | DOJ investigates Biden family | Presidential term limits extended |
