2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| DOJ investigates Biden family | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Fauci prosecuted by DOJ | Trump dies in office | Social security declared bankrupt |
| Gender affirming care declared illegal | Photo ID mandatory to vote | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | 2028 elections postponed | Gas prices rise |
| Scaramucci returns to WH | Diplomatic negotiations with Iran | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | War with Iran | Diplomatic negotiations with China |
| Another healthcare CEO assassinated | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin | Project 2025 referenced frequently | Jonathan Kanter fired | Trump/Diddy connection reported |
| Aid to Ukraine halted | Trans athletes banned from all competition | No change to trans rights whatsoever | DOJ sues MSM outlet | Diplomatic negotiations with Putin |
