2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Military parade | Aid to Ukraine increased | Presidential term limits extended | Trump/Diddy connection reported | National ban on abortion |
| Israel-Palestine peace deal | Fauci prosecuted by DOJ | Steve Bannon returns to WH | 2028 elections postponed | Scaramucci returns to WH |
| Gas prices fall | Inflation rises | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Trump assassination attempt | Lina Khan fired |
| Trump meets with Kim Jong Un | Tulsi Gabbard quits in first year | Trump meets with Putin | War with Iran | Military aid to Israel increased |
| Obamacare gutted | Crypto crash | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | DOJ investigates Biden family | Trans athletes banned from all competition |
