2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| National ban on abortion | Project 2025 forgotten | Social security declared bankrupt | Inflation falls to near zero | Trump dies in office |
| Jonathan Kanter fired | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | Trump/Diddy connection reported | Diplomatic negotiations with China | Stephen Miller returns to WH |
| Scaramucci returns to WH | Rohit Chopra fired | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Aid to Ukraine increased | Project 2025 referenced frequently |
| Israel-Palestine peace deal | Presidential term limits extended | Trump meets with Putin | Military parade | Tulsi Gabbard fired in first year |
| Fauci prosecuted by DOJ | DOJ sues MSM outlet | Crypto surge | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary |
