2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Project 2025 forgotten | Steve Bannon returns to WH | Trump dies in office | Lina Khan fired | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary |
| Trump/Diddy connection reported | Rohit Chopra fired | Aid to Ukraine increased | DOJ sues member of Biden family | Trump assassination attempt |
| Fauci prosecuted by DOJ | Another healthcare CEO assassinated | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Jonathan Kanter fired | No change in Israel support |
| No major changes to tariff schedule | Social security privatized | No change to federal abortion rights | DOJ sues MSM outlet | SpaceX awarded huge military contract |
| Gas prices fall | DOJ sues member of Clinton family | Crypto surge | Israel-Palestine peace deal | Trans athletes banned from all competition |
