2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Social security privatized | Gender affirming care declared illegal | Aid to Ukraine increased | Presidential term limits extended | DOJ investigates Biden family |
| RFK fired in first year | Project 2025 forgotten | Trump plays tough guy with Putin | Trump meets with Putin | Anthony Fauci fired |
| Photo ID mandatory to vote | Crypto crash | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Diplomatic negotiations with Iran | No major changes to tariff schedule |
| War with Iran | Scaramucci returns to WH | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | Trans athletes banned from all competition | Massive tariff increases |
| National ban on abortion | Steve Bannon returns to WH | Israel-Palestine peace deal | Elon Musk quits in first year | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un |
