2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Diplomatic negotiations with Iran | No change in Israel support | Diplomatic negotiations with China | War with Iran | Israel-Palestine peace deal |
| Elon Musk quits in first year | Inflation rises | DOJ sues member of Biden family | National ban on abortion | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin |
| Trump dies in office | No change to trans rights whatsoever | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Trans athletes banned from all competition | Trump calls Elon Musk an 'idiot' |
| Interest rates fall to near zero | Jonathan Kanter fired | Diplomatic negotiations with Putin | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un | Steve Bannon returns to WH |
| Trump meets with Putin | Tulsi Gabbard fired in first year | Presidential term limits extended | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary |
