2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Trans athletes banned from all competition | Military parade | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un | Trump/Diddy connection reported |
| Trump assassination attempt | Elon Musk calls Trump an 'idiot' | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | Trump plays tough guy with Putin | Jonathan Kanter fired |
| No change to federal abortion rights | War with Iran | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | National ban on abortion | Gender affirming care declared illegal |
| No new military engagements | Social security declared bankrupt | Massive tariff increases | No major changes to tariff schedule | DOJ sues member of Clinton family |
| Aid to Ukraine increased | DOJ sues MSM outlet | Third Trump term | Gas prices rise | Social security privatized |
