2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| DOJ investigates Biden family | Anthony Fauci fired | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | Aid to Ukraine halted | Project 2025 referenced frequently |
| Aid to Ukraine increased | Social security declared bankrupt | Massive tariff increases | Project 2025 forgotten | DOJ sues member of Biden family |
| Trump assassination attempt | 2028 elections postponed | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Tulsi Gabbard fired in first year | Fauci prosecuted by DOJ |
| Elon Musk quits in first year | DOJ sues member of Clinton family | Trump meets with Kim Jong Un | Trump meets with Putin | National ban on abortion |
| Rohit Chopra fired | RFK fired in first year | No change to trans rights whatsoever | Military parade | Trump dies in office |
