2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Anthony Fauci fired | Military parade | Kayleigh McEnany back as Press Secretary | Steve Bannon returns to WH | DOJ sues member of Biden family |
| No change to trans rights whatsoever | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Elon Musk quits in first year | Project 2025 forgotten | Diplomatic negotiations with Putin |
| RFK quits in first year | Gas prices rise | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Stephen Miller returns to WH | Obamacare gutted |
| DOJ investigates Biden family | Crypto crash | War with Iran | Trump meets with Putin | DOJ sues MSM outlet |
| Jonathan Kanter fired | Trump insults Zelensky | Inflation falls to near zero | Another healthcare CEO assassinated | Third Trump term |
