2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| No change in Israel support | Trump plays tough guy with Putin | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin | Trans athletes banned from all competition | Jonathan Kanter fired |
| Photo ID mandatory to vote | Diplomatic negotiations with China | Trump dies in office | Israel-Palestine peace deal | Anthony Fauci fired |
| Military parade | Gas prices fall | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Gender affirming care declared illegal | No new military engagements |
| No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy | Aid to Ukraine increased | Social security privatized | Steve Bannon returns to WH | Trump meets with Putin |
| Elon Musk fired in first year | Crypto crash | Crypto surge | SpaceX awarded huge military contract | Project 2025 forgotten |
