2025 Bingo Card! Contains randomized predictions, warnings, promises, and threats from all over the idiotic bloviating political spectrum. Get more randomized cards at yawnysdigest.com/bingo!
| Trump dies in office | Another healthcare CEO assassinated | No change to trans rights whatsoever | Inflation rises | No change in Ukraine weapons supply policy |
| Project 2025 forgotten | Military parade | RFK fired in first year | Aid to Ukraine increased | Diplomatic negotiations with China |
| Trump insults Zelensky | Trans athletes banned from all competition | FREE SQUARE: Tax Cuts for Top 1% | Presidential term limits extended | Scaramucci returns to WH |
| 2028 elections postponed | Gender affirming care declared illegal | DOJ sues MSM outlet | Fauci prosecuted by DOJ | DOJ investigates Biden family |
| Rohit Chopra fired | No new military engagements | Trump offers glowing praise for Putin | Diplomatic negotiations with Syria | Social security declared bankrupt |
